Eroticani

I was asked to write about my nickname, Eroticani. The story is actually pretty good...

When I was 18 I crushed hard on my friend Rob. We would often hang out at this mansion (well, it wasn't a mansion, but it was a HUGE house) that was next to a beautiful park. The owners of the mansion spent most of the time traveling overseas or living in their beach house. Hence, we had the house to ourselves most of the time...very dangerous!!

One night we were drinking wine, good wine, that the owners had left for Rob for watching their house. I was watching TV in the living room when I heard Rob yell, happily, from the other room. He came running in with DVDs in his hand. The owner had left a bag of DVDs to be "thrown out" - I later believed these were purposely left for Rob to take. They were primarily pornos.

After two bottles of wine, watching pornos with Rob seemed like a good idea. I am an open minded person and at 18 there were no boundaries. We layed on the fluffy rug and put in the first DVD. It didn't take long for the inevitable.

As we laid on the fluffy rug, Rob looked at me and slurs "You are so erotic, Ani". I asked what's "Eroticani"? And it forever became my nickname. Rob and I didn't last, it was never meant to be. I've been a mixed martial artist for most of my life (tough, exotic, mysterious). Rob was looking for a petite, traditional, housewife-type girlfriend.

Rob and I still talk, although we live on opposite sides of the country. He still calls me Eroticani and we still have phone sex!